place's to have sex and things to say!

Top 10 Places to have sex:
In your bed
In your parents bed
In a car
On a washing machine, while running
In a hot tub
On a beach, down in the sand
On a comfy couch with the TV on
On a waterbed
A plane bathroom
In the rain

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
In the movies
In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
In front of all of your friends
In a phonebooth
In your best friend's bed
At Grandma's house
At school
In your dirty basement
In the street
ON-LINE

Top three things to say before having sex:
I love you (but only if you mean it)
Rock my world
Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
Is this gunna hurt?
Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
Are you sure it's on there?

Top 3 things to say after sex:
Are you sure this was you're first time?
Gotta cigarette?
Wanna do it again?

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
That was IT??
I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!